solluxx: paranoidpot8to: THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE I AM HOME ALONE WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW tell it to mooove
I find most people repugnant so no wonder I have no social life– Morrissey (via curlystrawsmetaphorsandgoo)
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
gamsee: my whole life is just “oh ok”
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
My teacher: Get into groups!
Me: how about no
Masses of people think that feminism is always and only about women seeking to...– bell hooks (via artistsuffer)